robertl144zwu1 (6:28:09 PM): you have a secret (-AIM-) (-CRUSH-) that can be revealed at http://iimerylii.acm-2009.com
robertl144zwu1 signed off at 6:28:35 PM.
…and just like that, he was gone. So fucking mysterious. I’m so nervous. I’m going to click the link soon, I’ll update. Who could it be? And who knew my screen name had it’s own website? So sick.
I came across this 50 questions list, figured I’d blog it. Whateva.
1. How tall are you barefoot?
5’5
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
No, I didn’t even know you can smoke heroin.
3. Do you own a gun?
No, but I want one.
4. Rehab?
No. No. No.
5. Do you get nervous before “meeting the parents”?
Eh, a little.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
Love/hate relationship.
7. What’s your favorite Christmas song?
Winter Wonderland….and I don’t like this one, but it makes me crack up laughing and I don’t know why. “Do You Hear What I Hear?” I am laughing thinking about it.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Orange juice.
9. Do you do push-ups?
From time to time.
10. Have you ever done ecstacy?
Yes.
11. Are you vegan?
No, I’d be a vegitarian if it wasn’t so damn hard.
12. Do you like painkillers?
I don’t really like taking stuff. I will take aspirin when I have a bad headache, though.
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex potential lovers?
I have no idea!
14. Do you own a knife?
Well, I’ve never bought one so I guess not.
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
sometimes I think I do, but I think it’s just laziness.
16. Date Of Birth?
06/10/85
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
I’m fucking bored.
I’m hungry.
I need a massage.
Basically all complaints. Yay!
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought:
Beer.
A scarf.
A cab.
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink:
Water.
Beer.
Gatorade.
Wine.
Vodka.
20. What time did you wake up today?
9ish.
21. Current hair?
Down, straight.
22. Current worry?
I’m trying not to worry today.
23. Current hate?
No hate.
24. Favorite place to be?
I haven’t been there yet.
25. Least favorite place to be?
anywhere there are annoying people.
26. Where would you like to go?
Ireland, Mexico, Poconos.
27. Do you own slippers?
No, they’re creepy.
28. Where do you think you’ll be in 10 yrs?
Ahhh, I don’t know.
29. Do you burn or tan?
burn.
30. Last thing you ate?
Lipton soup.
31. Would you be a pirate?
No. I get seasick.
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
last night.
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
I don’t, I may hum.
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
The clown from It had me shakin’ in my boots.
35. What’s in your pockets right now?
No pockets, AHHHHHH!
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
ROFLMAO
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
Little Mermaid. I love my Ariel.
38. Worst injury you’ve ever had?
I think when I locked my finger inside of Crystals truck. Ouchie.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
3.
41. Who is your loudest friend?
Hmm, well Crystal talks loud without realizing so I’ll throw this on her.
42. Who is your most silent friend?
No one. Well me, when I am around people I don’t know too well.
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Your mother.
45. What is your favorite book?
That’s too difficult to answer.
46. What is your favorite candy?
Now and Laters. Which I can’t find anywhere. They had them in some knock off of 7-11 in Belmar, but NOWHERE around here. What the fuck is that about?
47. What songs do/did you want played at your wedding?
Something inappropriate and/or morbid.
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
See answer #47.
49. What were you doing 12AM last night?
Hanging with my buds.
50. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
I don’t have any, I’d probably like it though.
Yes, that’s a spider. A bird, you ask? Yes.
Fuck. FUCK. F U C K. FFFFFFUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!
I will not open stories about spiders anymore. I will not open stories about spiders anymore. I will not open stories about spiders anymore. I will not open stories about spiders anymore. I will not open stories about spiders anymore. I will not open stories about spiders anymore. I will not open stories about spiders anymore. I will not open stories about spiders anymore. I will not open stories about spiders anymore. I will not open stories about spiders anymore. I will not open stories about spiders anymore. I will not open stories about spiders anymore. I will not open stories about spiders anymore. I will not open stories about spiders anymore. I will not open stories about spiders anymore. I will not open stories about spiders anymore. I will not open stories about spiders anymore. I will not open stories about spiders anymore.
sigh.
Ok, so for this Halloween I had my mind made up about what I wanted to be. A Queen Bee. Whether you like the costume idea or not is not important. I ordered it a few days ago. It looks like this:
Now here is the problem. Yesterday, I stumbled across maybe the best costume I have seen in awhile. It looks like this:
Yes, that is Jason’s girlfriend. How fucking great is that? …and that mask that she is holding, you ask? A HANDBAG. I am fucking loving this costume, and I can even put fake blood on myself and get all glory like I wanted to! But, the bee costume is on the way and I can’t return it…Do I waste a ridiculous amount of money buying this costume as well, just for Halloween? Or do I suck it up, and rock The Queen Bee?
Tell meeeeeeee.
Someone linked this to me. If anyone decides to investigate me on cannibal charges now, I am royally fucked.
This is currently my favorite song. I have been listening to a lot of Tiesto, but this takes the cake. (I wish I didn’t just say takes the cake). It’s not an actual video, but it’s still kind of interesting, I guess.
I thought these chicks were lesbians, but they are just twins. Oh well. Maybe next time.
I love The Office. Period. It is my favorite show in alllllllllllllllllll the land.
That being said, I especially love JAM. Don’t act like you have no idea what I am talking about.
Pam and Jim = Jam. They are my number 1 favorite TV couple.
Number 2 is Logan and Veronica AKA LoVe.
I don’t have many people who read this, but who are your favorites?
Can’t think? Check this = http://television.aol.com/insidetv/2008/02/11/best-tv-couples/
